Chicken Behavior The Ignorant Gal's Guide To Things No Sane Person Would Tell You About Chickens

I guffawed reading this to myself and then read it out loud to the fam to guffaw together. I am now prepared for the items listed.

My existence a constant state of believing every live thing is perpetually on the verge of death or actually dead (particularly napping baby chicks) so reading about ... (I forget the name) ... the vampire chicken who just falls over in the sun (?) was super helpful. So many fun things to look forward to.

There are scores of us who know nothing about the antics of chickens and are now blessed for having read your article. Thank you.

hysterical...my husband calls our hens...chicken dogs...We have 2 australian shepherds, 3 barn cats, 2 quarter horse and our 8 wyndottes,,,we started with 11 and something swooped 3 of them off, 2 hens and a rooster within 3 days and we haven't had any issues since then and that was about 9 months ago. There was never a feather or a squawk that we heard.

Fun, fun article!

Hilarious and very true!

Wonderfully written and so truthfully funny. It's the best crazy chicken article ever.

LMFAO

I cannot wait to read your book! Start writing now! I'm sending this to friends and family because it is hilarious (all be it true!) and I know even those without chickens will enjoy the humor.

Excellent, and hilarious at the same time. Very helpful, and very funny! thank you so much!

Absolutely brilliant and very VERY true ! Have experienced the same (apart from roosters - we're in a village and can't see the neighbours ever accepting one lol). Ours love digging out all the pebbles and gravel from around the patio edges and covering the whole patio in walking and slipping hazards...........

I agree!

Love this story!

Hilarious, honest, and a fun tale every chicken keeper (new and old) should read

What a great story, I am sure every chicken keeper can relate on some level. Thanks for perking up my morning!

Wonderfully written article, and so true! I laughed all the way through it.

This was very funny and made my day

A great warning article for those who are thinking about getting chickens. And for those who already have chickens!

OK, but definitely not what I expected.

Funny and maybe even helpful for people new to chickens to read!

Thank you for sharing! I learned a lot and got a good chuckle from your dog story!

This was very helpful article. It taught me some stuff that I needed to know, and it was humorous too! Especially no:2.